black metal bands (fun source)

[Ecto]

take a look at these song’s names…

-jesus licked maria’s cunt
-the penis of jesus has been frozen in vatican
-with the hand inside jesus’s butt
-jesus masturbate himself with the cross
-the shit of pope is sacred
-breaking the bones of jesus

…and now check out the band members…

-xzerberus xzyphiluss
-gor gho phon
-thorgrim
-yhe
-stabath

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[FuSoYa]

-jesus masturbate himself with the cross

The brilliant thing about this one is that it implies that jesus has a vagina!

 

[xfer]

Originally posted by Ectoplasma
-the penis of jesus has been frozen in vatican

This implies that they had deep-freezing techniques for the past 2000 years?

 

[deadair]

...why black metal bands make me laugh...


see above

 

[chupe666]

One of them refers to a former motW member.

And not in a nice way!

 

[xfer]

I'll ignore the obvious one and say...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?