Black metal = Rap?

[KennonKun]

I don't know if anyone else has seen this... It's hilarious. Right here.

My favorites are...

Overly concerned with making money, Overly concerned with not making money
Songs about hanging out, Songs about hanging people
Booty Calls are a common theme, A Call To Arms is a common theme
Axing people kweshuns, Carrying battle axes

I laughed for about 10 minutes at that last one.

 

[Midwinter_melancholY]

what's the weather there in 2001 atm?

 

[Torenstain]

Nice

 

[osse87]

Fucking realistic.

 

[Caelum Adustum]

I've got another one.

Rap: Phat Beats
Black Metal: Blast Beats

 

[Dem0n0fTheFall4]

I've got another one.

Rap: Phat Beats
Black Metal: Blast Beats

haha good call

 

[deliverance]

hahaha, i enjoyed that, it was so true.

 

[Funeral Portrait]

I've got another one.

Rap: Phat Beats
Black Metal: Blast Beats

haha nice

 

[Post_Scriptum]

Hahaha, awesome! I still like Black metal better though

 

[Angelus]

I laughed as hell at this one!

Bitching about being enslaved - A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

 

[SodomizerOfMankind]

haha so true!

 

[Demonspell]

That article is almost as old as the 101 rules, but still funny. I especially like the last one, even though I'm a committed Enslaved fan.

 

[Apocalyptic]

those were unentertaining. they were neither innovative, rational nor logical. i think the world would be better if that were never written.

new one:
rap: rappers eat amanitas mushrooms
black metal: fenriz makes amantias mushrooms

LOL!!!!

 

[Dead Skin Gringo]

what's the weather there in 2001 atm?

older then that mate

 

[Korlich]

Haha...pretty damn funny. I wonder what Åkerfeldt would make of this!?

 

[B Crouch]

Dude, theres a "general music discussion" forum. U can only talk about Opeth here, but im sure ggggu has made that clear many times.

 

[scorpian007]

rap sucks

 

[fadingessence]

just going to ignore that because it was.....stupid is being too kind


but I like black metal, well the Enslaved/Emperor form mostly...but dammit I CANNOT watch a live vid of immortal and refrain from bursting into laughter. it's like moonspell and that crazy fake skull staff, I like moonspell, they performed great, but the staff! oh the staff.

 

[jaykeegan]

thats just fucking ridiculous.