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bon voyage to captain beard!!
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derek
Grey Eminence
I can drive from Aberdeen to London in one day, with maybe one toilet/fast food break, yet it takes you about 46 weeks to get across a few states in the Lower Corner of the Union. Pretty insane when you think about it.
Captain Beard
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If I drive too long I zone out and become dangerous. I'm not driving as it is, but by all means, you go across deserts and mountains in one day if you want.
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Greeting niglets, I'm in Roswell now, after 10+ hours of travel and 600 miles. There's a UFO convention in town (Coincidental, I swear) and Samantha and I are going to take pictures of freaks, since the parade starts in 45 minutes. More to come later tonight.
ScientistOfDarkness
a prophet in cosmology
Coincidental my ass. It's all a conspiracy.
...there is a guy walking around outside with a giant alien foam head on. And someone else swooping around in a velvet wizard's robe. These are my people.
...there is a guy walking around outside with a giant alien foam head on. And someone else swooping around in a velvet wizard's robe. These are my people.
Krigloch the Furious
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Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Had I gotten wind of your time in my state, I would have sojourned up to host your stop in Sedona and Flagstaff. Glad you made it through this place safely.
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I dislike most of your state. From I-40, it was hot, rocks, and hot save for Flagstaff, which was awesomely cool and rainy. My car got hot quite a bit until we hit cool and damp mountain passes. 
Liverslapper
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I could imagine you are like a kid in a candy store! if you want to borrow money for food and gas when you get home i can help you, i know you went crazy in that star trek convention.
(whispers) Did you feel up any klingons? get a vile of their violet blood?
if not...then i don't know....it just wouldn't be a trip if you didn't feel up a klingon!
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Necromunchkin
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I dislike most of your state. From I-40, it was hot, rocks, and hot save for Flagstaff, which was awesomely cool and rainy. My car got hot quite a bit until we hit cool and damp mountain passes.
Yes, I miss it up there. Not even for the weather so much as the view.
Krigloch the Furious
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In Texas, got to Carrollton last night, and I've been sick every morning on the trip it seems. I can hardly move from Samantha's couch to do anything save take the dog to potty, and somehow I'm going to have to go to the store and get an air mattress. Maybe I can talk one of then into driving.
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Liverslapper
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those air mattresses are cool, i like em. Well I'm sure ill be seeing you soon too...ill rape you in MY ninja rape shed!
Karmic
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Haha fuck you. 5th time I've heard it and its getting old. I keep feeling worse as every day arrives. 
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
those air mattresses are cool, i like em. Well I'm sure ill be seeing you soon too...ill rape you in MY ninja rape shed!
What about the liver slapping shed?
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