I spend all my free time reading.
here's a ha ha exchange from the new cornwell:
Brida and some twenty other women rode with us. Brida was in leather armour and had a black cloak held at her neck with a fine brooch of silver and jet. Her hair was twisted high and held in place with a black ribbon, and at her side was a long sword. She had grown into an elegant woman who possessed an air of authority and that, I think, offended Father Beocca who had known her since she was a child. She had been raised a Christian, but had escaped the faith and Beocca was upset by that, though I think he found her beauty more disturbing. "She's a sorceress," Beocca hissed at me.
"If she's a sorceress," I said, "then she's a good person to have on your side." "God will punish us," he warned.
"This isn't your god's country," I told him. "This is Thor's land." He made the sign of the cross to protect himself from the evil of my words. "And what were you doing last night?" he asked indignantly. "How could you even think of being king here?'
"Easily," I said. "I am descended from kings. Unlike you, father. You're descended from swineherds, aren't you?"
He ignored that.
Conspicuously Absent said:
dude.... I wish I had more time to read. I used to read for a while befor ebed, but latley my eyes are exhausted by that time of day.
that's why you need to ignore all these other recommendations from these effete and impudent snobs and focus on MINE