Bored in Tokyo

[Spiff]

Hello

Well, I got the flight back that I wanted and I`m ALMOST home. Stuck in Tokyo airport for another five hours, though (actually, it might only be four).

Free internet access here, cable connection and all, but the keyboards are dodgy - characters all over the place, and one of them mouse things where you have to drag your finger over the square. Quite annoying!

In case you haven`t heard already, Mark and Bev are now married. It was a wonderful day, and the DJ played some Maiden at the end of the night! Bring Your Daughter never sounded so good. Oh, and Mark and I did a duet of Bohemian Rhapsody on karaoke which went down extremely well.

Nothing else to report. I smell quite a bit because I`ve been in airports and on planes for about 20 hours now. Sigh.

See yis soon!

 

[spawn]

Spiffy! Good to hear from you! The Warriors won!

 

[Spiff]

I know! Best birthday present ever (maybe)! Pity I wasn`t there

 

[spawn]

I know, but at least they won, Penrith lost.

 

[Southy]

well at least ya can relieve the boredom with free net i guess

 

[Lord Tim]

Ah, Japan... Home of Bukkake porn! Go Spiffy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally posted by Lord Tim
Ah, Japan... Home of Bukkake porn!

Your a filthy man LT.

 

[Spiff]

And now I'm back at home. Dull flight from Tokyo, but I slept for about two hours - felt awful afterwards though.

Do people ever vomit from a lack of sleep? When I was waiting for the plane in Tokyo I was exhausted and felt like I was going to do a technicolour yawn, but didn't.

 

[spawn]

Glad to see you got back in one piece, no place like home is there?

 

[Spiff]

Nup! And I have the house all to myself for two and a half weeks, so that means lots of partying, booze, easy women and loud rock & roll music!

 

[KoichCPA]

Damn it, If only I was coming up to brisbane sooner.

 

[spawn]

What do easy women do?

 

[KoichCPA]

I think they cook and clean

 

[spawn]

Ahh, cool! Every home should have one!

 

[KoichCPA]

I would like several personally,but i'll have to move to some arab country for that i think.

 

[spawn]

They bomb people who get married in those places, dont risk it....

 

[KoichCPA]

Well maybe if the groom wasn't so greedy and only married his first 12 wives he wouldn't have been there then.

 

[Wrathchild]

Easy women? Lads, lads, there's no such thing! Sure they're all captivating to look at and testaments to the miraculous beauty of creation, but once you start trying to get to know them, they reveal just how evil, manipulative and backstabbing they are .

Take it from one who doesn't know, and is too damn scared to find out

W

 

[spawn]

Evil women are the best

 

[Kem]

I hate you all