bored, so this is what ive been doing at work

[Will @ work]

I feel my facial hair, and whatever i think is too long, i chop it off with a pair of blue-handled scissors

it's now break time, so i look in the bathroom mirror. the left side is now puffier than the right side. i might post a pic when i get home

 

[Liverslapper]

heh wtf? lol

 

[Tee]

yes, pls, photo!

 

[Dead Winter]

That's fucking awesome.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Bored much, Will?

 

[tered]

...be a good American and get your butt up on that copy machine!

 

[MetalSteph]

Wow, when i'm bored at work I just look at shit Guru has poste, laugh my ass off, then go back to work.

 

[Kellan]

My facial hair gets insane split ends. Like the split ends will split and those will split and so will those ones. Seriously, it's nuts.
Anyway, I have a bad habit of ripping off the split ends. And I end up just ripping out a lot of hairs trying to do it. So eventually my goatee starts to look stupid and I shave it down.

 

[Will @ work]

Update. no picture was supplied out of extreme boredom (also notice my lack of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum pictures from last weekend -2?-)

my bears gets splitends, so i just yank the hairs out. fuck em, those nasty traitors.

i've since evened up the sides of my face, so all's good.

sorry for the lack of evidence, but i figure that since i've went public with the whole prostate massager thing, you'd all believe me when i make a comment about FACIAL HAIR

 

[Will @ work]

not boredom... laziness

fuck this

 

[EricT]

Your bears get split ends?

You'll be hearing from PETA, asshole.

 

[Tee]

LOL

 

[Captain Beard]

You never did give a photo of how to use an Aneros, so photos of face will be acceptable for replacement.

 

[EricT]

Or possibly face while Aneros is in use?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that's more than I wish to see.

 

[EricT]

It'll look something like your sig... Except a bit more hairy.

 

[Captain Beard]

This is all you need then. I wish to see his off-kilter beard, not his butt plug.