I went down to my parents and took them out to dinner. Than sat a bit at the house, the neighborhood kids came through, then wave after wave of obnoxious my pals families per usual... which lead me to my grand plan on the way home of getting some popcicle sticks and ten bags of onions and a pile of caramel apple wraps, wrapping the onions up and passing them off to such undesireable aspects of humanity.