Hey Pax & Destiny theres been a up date. You think are
whining got through?
I'll still be here to what happens next. 
Paxoman
Member
But where in Barnsley are we marching to?
My sisters Boyfriends family live there so we could march to there house!
Paxoman
Member
Sammi951
Member
Dickie and Paxoman - I think you boys aren't taking this march very seriously - so I say we change the plans, and we march to Sheffield instead...we could go shopping at Meadowhall, they have some very nice shops in there, don't you know!!
You men could buy some leather trousers, like all the sexy "rock blokes" wear, and I could laugh my arse off at you...erm I mean, I could admire your bums in them!! What do you think?? 
Paxoman
Member
Fellow citizens... How about simply forwarding our thoughts on this matter via a runestone?? We could use Fed ex or something to get it delivered to Barnsley. I´m sure they must have some kind of discount for urgent matters like this. If we´re lucky enough the stone will be put down in front of the townhall, then we could all march there once a year and have a big teaparty. Just like one big happy family!!!
I have a problem with this teaparty as I don't like tea. (How un-Saxon of me!).
Would it be ok if I bring some Ribena or some fresh Orange instead?
Yes Dick, how very un-saxon of you. Didn´t you know Biff makes his own tea?? Regarding that orangejuice I must consult my medic before I can give you an answer. Might be too strong for me...
Who said you were having any of my orange juice anyway!
You can have some Ribena if you like though.
Shall I bring some of my mums pasties?
Paxoman
Member
I'll bring the fairy cakes. Oi no jokes needed thank you very much!
Knowing 'er indoors, she'll bring chips and gravy!
Pax.
DO we get to do any pillaging and all the other sorts of things Saxons used to do whilst marching to ravage a town!!??
don't like tea, what sort of fan do we have amongst us!
by god sire! you should be hung upside down by your little pinkies and thrashed to within an inch of your life with
a distempered snakes skin!
oooeeerrr NURSE!
Sounds good to me. Bet loads more people also "claim" not to like tea now!
Wonder if Sammi will do the thrashing? Best ask Pax if she's allowed.
Sammi951
Member
Oooh Dickie - You'd like me to do the thrashing? It would be rude NOT to, wouldn't it??
If Pax says I'm not "allowed" (yeah right, lets see him try!!), well I'll just have to give him a good thrashing too! Right then, I'm off shopping to get some high heeled thigh-length boots and a leather basque in preparation...well, never let it be said that I don't know how to take a job seriously!! Oi, Paxoman - nowt wrong with chips and gravy...there's nothing better than a nice chips and gravy muffin to sort you out after a hard days marching and pillaging!!
Tell you what, seeing as we're all from different parts of the country, we should bring a local "delicacy" with us!! Dickie can bring the pasties, I'll bring the chips and gravy, and Paxo can bring jellied eels!!
Paxoman
Member
I think it is best if we leave all the thrashing for inside the bedroom, don't you luv?
Nah I don't like jellied eels! I'll bring the pie and mash and green gravy! Mmmmm...........lovely jubbly!
Del boy!
I´d love some of your mums pasties Dickie! I´ll bring fiskbullar and pölsa as well. What a party!!!
Paxoman
Member
Oh, sorry Pax being a little diffuse
Fiskbullar is simply swedish for fishballs (compared to meatballs) and pölsa... well that´s swedish for hash 
