Born Again Pagan

[Kushantaiidan]

I put this sticker on my car. It had the desired affect on my parents and relatives. they think I worship satan. I'm not pagan either. I just wanted something better than a sticker saying:

"Let me fuck you in my big V8 ute and we can go and shoot foxes and drink RUM"

that's a typical sticker in my town.

this thread has no purpose. move along.


Does anyone else have any interesting or controversial stickers on their car?


:EDIT: CHANGED FIXES TO FOXES

 

[luke]

I used to have a sticker of the Dutch band de Heideroosjes, it said 'I'm not deaf, I'M just not listening'
but I don't have a car anymore....or a bumpersticker.
maybe if I ever get a car again I'll paste up a 'If this van'S a rockin' don'T come Knockin' sticker.

 

[S4R]

"Honk if your horn is broken" --george carlin

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Originally posted by luke
I used to have a sticker of the Dutch band de Heideroosjes, it said 'I'm not deaf, I'M just not listening'
but I don't have a car anymore....or a bumpersticker.
maybe if I ever get a car again I'll paste up a 'If this van'S a rockin' don'T come Knockin' sticker.

YUK..

 

[luke]

WTF?
It's not like I was asking you to do any imaginatory exercises..

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Originally posted by luke
WTF?
It's not like I was asking you to do any imaginatory exercises..

um, I said yuk, because (unless you were being sarcastic) that sticker about knockin is stupid, it is the exact reason why I got my sticker, to piss of all the redneck christians that drive around with those stickers on there utes.

 

[Duvall]

Before my car attached itself to a pole on the other side of the street, I had a Darwin fish. For those who don't know what a Darwin fish is.. it's one of those popular jesus fish that people put on their cars, etc, but it has feet, and it says "Darwin" inside.

It doesn't sound as cool as it is, trust me.

I had "I hate your band" on my guitar case until it fell off.

wheeeee

 

[Alucard]

You know what always pisses me off. Those stupid Jesus fish. I get pissed whenever I see one of those on someone's car. I saw a Cthulhu fish somewhere on the internet once. I want that.

 

[Alucard]

Damnit, Duval already mentioned the Jesus fish. That wasn't there a second ago. Did you ever see that one with a fish that says "truth" and its eating the Darwin fish. That pisses me off even more.

 

[luke]

Just haveing a go at you mate.
BTW who can tell WTF it means when your buddy's ex-girlfriend tells you her nipples are sensitive cause she's going on the rag?

 

[Lina]

it means: "come over here and touch them, big boy, and you don't even have to go muff diving."

i don't know. that was disgusting. sorry.

 

[Jo]

I have Remember to Recycle, Opeth, Fantomas and Free The West Memphis 3 stickers

 

[JesusChristPose]

I have a Fraternal Order of Police sticker on my car. Works like a champ.

 

[_Transparent_]

Originally posted by Kushantaiidan
I put this sticker on my car. It had the desired affect on my parents and relatives. they think I worship satan. I'm not pagan either. I just wanted something better than a sticker saying:

"Let me fuck you in my big V8 ute and we can go and shoot foxes and drink RUM"

that's a typical sticker in my town.

this thread has no purpose. move along.


Does anyone else have any interesting or controversial stickers on their car?


:EDIT: CHANGED FIXES TO FOXES

why do you want your parents to think your satanic? whats the point?

 

[HoserHellspawn]

I love the Darwin fish... where do you get them, Duvall? Actually, I wish somebody would invent the "truth" Jesus fish getting eaten by a larger fish that could say... oh...

"REALITY"

(or perhaps, for Satori's car)
"MIND-FUCKING" or
"SUBJECTIVE INTERPRETIVE BULLSHIT"

hehe.

 

[Satori]

Originally posted by Duvall
Before my car attached itself to a pole on the other side of the street, I had a Darwin fish. For those who don't know what a Darwin fish is.. it's one of those popular jesus fish that people put on their cars, etc, but it has feet, and it says "Darwin" inside.

It doesn't sound as cool as it is, trust me.

It sounds pretty bloody cool to me, hehe. Scientific, humourous, and sacreligious, what more could we ask for?

Satori

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Please tell me where you can buy them, I want one

 

[luke]

Originally posted by Lina
it means: "come over here and touch them, big boy, and you don't even have to go muff diving."

i don't know. that was disgusting. sorry.

Now I remember why I proposed to you a couple months back... It seems that maybe now that I've retired the 'porn director' moniker, you're vying for it to title yourself...
but you have to use this smiley a lot.