In college the Student Onion made the raddest breakfast burritos in history. Many a day did I spend ditching class while wolfing down one, sometimes two of them while frantically reading my foreign policy textbook, the only class I actually had to put effort into and still only scraped by with a C, fuck me that class was hard.
hahaha, most people I knew HATED this guy, but me and like 20 other people had a fuckton of respect for him. Dude worked for the CIA for years until the US Gov't screwed over the Kurds in the 70's, so he gave them the finger and got into teaching.