BREAKING NEWS: mike submits to COMPLETE AND UTTER WIMPDOM

ok back to topic now plz

its true and i am not ashamed, i don't want to die just yet. I stopped after that falling-asleep-outdoors-for-five-hours-after-a-bottle-of-booze-in-1-to-2-hours-in-early-november-in-northern-sweden incident. I guess most people would stop at the window though so im still more badass than you