BREAKING NEWS: mike submits to COMPLETE AND UTTER WIMPDOM

[Erik]

your mum finds that hard to believe.

 

[Crimson Death]

most of it is growls and nice music. ain't tales or elegy but still.

 

[Hell Mike]

those who can tell that erik has been beering post a smilie of your choice

 

[Erik]

har du druckit bärs, din jävla bäver.

FIVE STARS not ONE.

 

[Crimson Death]

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

your mum finds that hard to believe.

You're right. She thought Far Away From the Sun was even more shite than I did!

 

[Erik]

You're right. She thought Far Away From the Sun was even more shite than I did!

FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN IS A SACRAMENTUM ALBUM. far from the sun is an amorphis album. CORRECT ME if im WRONG.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN IS A SACRAMENTUM ALBUM. far from the sun is an amorphis album. CORRECT ME if im WRONG.

No you are correct. I couldn't be bothered to change it after I typed. It's the Amorphis album she hated though.

 

[Mormagil]

in addition to quitting booze has he also started a white metal band

 

[Erik]

yes

they're called THE CHRISTLOVERS and they sing about loving christ

 

[Mormagil]

i was hoping for a cool name like SPJUT AV KRIST

 

[Erik]

haha

 

[Dick Sirloin]

He'll be back with the vodka in a week. He knows it.

 

[Erik]

no

this is actually not BREAKING NEWS as in NEW NEWS this has gone on for at least a month now, maybe two!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Oh.

Don't give up hope, it's probably just a phase he's going through in his life. With time and effort, he'll fight through it.

 

[Erik]

yeah i don't think so

people just god damn sell out with time, except me, cause i'm too GOD DAMN COOL

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yeah, quitting is for quitters.

 

[JayKeeley]

....NEWSFLASH....NEWSFLASH.....NEWSFLASH....

Footbalm gave up alcohol to make room for his addiction to heroin and eating small goldfish.

 

[Erik]

no it's probably a girl

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Don't kill him Euronymous.