Breaking news.. The kingis dead. all hail the king..

[MikeyBong]

ha ha great promotional joke.

Yeah, real fucking funny.

 

[Col_ossus]

ha ha great promotional joke.

One slight flaw in your logic. What promotion? Coverage on a couple of half-assed webforums, and a few new visitors to your bulletin board? It didn't even reach Blabbermouth (like thats acceptable media ). Yea, thats gonna earn you a fortune. I hope it wasn't someones failed attempt at promotion, if it was, thats really fucking sad.

 

[tamponsqueezer]

What the fuck?!? I'm late, so it's all good as I see it was just a joke. But I was seriously shocked at first. Don't do that again!!!!! Never!!!!!!

 

[schenkadere]

I can assure you all that I am alive and well and about to bar b q in Austin.
I think one of my friends is having a bit of a joke on you all..

Yeah...he's fine for sure...just spoke to him...that's a sick joke...and not the least bit funny. I must say, knowing him, the details were uncanny.

 

[schenkadere]

I can assure you all that I am alive and well and about to bar b q in Austin.
I think one of my friends is having a bit of a joke on you all..

Great "friend".

 

[Evil Dead]

Smack the original poster in the dick with a bat

 

[SueNC]

Smack the original poster in the dick with a bat

about 8 times should be enough.

 

[gaschamber]

i figured billys account was hacked in by conservative warrior or muffy.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

One slight flaw in your logic. What promotion? Coverage on a couple of half-assed webforums, and a few new visitors to your bulletin board? It didn't even reach Blabbermouth (like thats acceptable media ). Yea, thats gonna earn you a fortune. I hope it wasn't someones failed attempt at promotion, if it was, thats really fucking sad.

Awell it was on the anthrax forum, therefor it was being advertised, it could also be called free promotion for Mr Milano if you will.

 

[Frankie 86]

Fucking lame

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A morbid joke once in a while is good.

 

[fah-q]

This sucked but, he got us good. I say one good turn deserves another. Billy, you need to return the favor. I'm not talking about weak ass pranks like shaving an eyebrow.
Liquid novacaine. -Cover the toilet seat with it. He won't be able to feel his ass for hours. You could also cover his steering wheel with it but, I generally don't advise that.
Fill his toothpaste tube with hemorrhoid cream. He gets that on his lips and they'll feel like his leather-cheerio
I am sure you have some ideas of your own. What does everyone else got?

 

[Dawson]

there is no way id put novacaine on his steering wheel. after being woken up to the sound of the van driving over those "wake up, youre driving off the road!" bumps, ill settle for the toilet seat.

 

[Evil Dead]

This sucked but, he got us good. I say one good turn deserves another. Billy, you need to return the favor. I'm not talking about weak ass pranks like shaving an eyebrow.
Liquid novacaine. -Cover the toilet seat with it. He won't be able to feel his ass for hours. You could also cover his steering wheel with it but, I generally don't advise that.
Fill his toothpaste tube with hemorrhoid cream. He gets that on his lips and they'll feel like his leather-cheerio
I am sure you have some ideas of your own. What does everyone else got?

armorall on steering wheel can lead to fun times!

 

[bolivershagnasty]

Welcome back Billy!

 

[schenkadere]

Welcome back Billy!

Don't go into the light!

 

[SODMOD]

I just read this threat.
NOT FUNNY I.M.O.

 

[schenkadere]

I just read this threat.
NOT FUNNY I.M.O.

I wasn't amused at all. I was worried sick.

I'm not sure what you mean by "threat" though...did I miss something else?

 

[Bleearg]

I think he meant thread.

 

[schenkadere]

I think he meant thread.

Oh, duh...gotcha...my bad.