Breffast Sausage

[Tide In Mind Out]

RIP Jimmy Dean

 

[Lord Foul]

God I'm hungry for breakfast now

 

[Brooks]

Yes, food, good.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

gross..

 

[Chromatose]

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[El Stormo]

You call *that* breakfast?

 

[Brooks]

Those Morningstar patties are the shit, as are their links.

 

[Chromatose]

Just don't try the maple flavored morningstar patties, kinda gross! Tastes like a chunk of pancake syrup.

 

[Malergion]

I suppose that's the idea. Gross or not, this makes you a maple bigot.

 

[Brooks]

That sounds like such a harsh insult.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You call *that* breakfast?

Sad, isn't it?

 

[El Stormo]

Sad, isn't it?

If I ate that in the morning, I'd probably puke it right back out...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Morningstar sausage and bacon rule so hard. Yesterday I had a baked potato and put Morningstar bacon on it, along with cheese and barbecue sauce. NOM.

Jimmy Dean hit on my mom once at a party. True story.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

If I ate that in the morning, I'd probably puke it right back out...

"good morning! you're about to call in sick"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Morning Star is an OK veggie option I'll give you that, but read the ingrediants, it's mainly junk..
I eat it only when all else fails when I'm camping/ or at someone's house for a cookout and thats the only veggie option for the grill etc

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well laa dee daa

 

[Malergion]

Jimmy Dean hit on your mom, Cara? That's hilarious. "Hey baby, wanna see my sausage?" that sort of thing?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I don't know what he said exactly, but she says he was a pervert

 

[Malergion]

Sausage it is.

 

[El Stormo]

"good morning! you're about to call in sick"

Or at least, "good morning, you're gonna go to work feeling bloated and dead tired." Seriously, Cara, how you can stay so insanely slender with the crap you eat...