Breffast Sausage

[Captain Beard]

Sausage <3

 

[Brooks]

I don't know what he said exactly, but she says he was a pervert

Well, he's dead now.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I have no clue who Jimmy Dean is/was...


Cara, do you like those?

 

[Malergion]

Just for you (well, your mom), Cara.

 

[Psychonaut]

"good morning! you're about to call in sick"

Gaffigan ftw

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Gaffigan ftw

absolutely <3

 

[Chromatose]

Morning Star is an OK veggie option I'll give you that, but read the ingrediants, it's mainly junk..
I eat it only when all else fails when I'm camping/ or at someone's house for a cookout and thats the only veggie option for the grill etc

But being filled with junk IS THE DEFINITION of sausage.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ you're right.
hence why I hate it

 

[Captain Beard]

Veggie sausage can bite a cock. Real sausage or no sausage.

 

[Chromatose]

^ you're right.
hence why I hate it

Karen I had some brand of veggie jew burgers from Whole Foods and the ingredients were completely natural and it was filled with peas. Wholesome green peaness.

If I had a time machine I'd travel back to Nazi Germany and give one to Hitler. He'd be impressed and disaster would be averted.

 

[Captain Beard]

Wholesome green peaness.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Karen I had some brand of veggie jew burgers from Whole Foods and the ingredients were completely natural and it was filled with peas. Wholesome green peaness.

If I had a time machine I'd travel back to Nazi Germany and give one to Hitler. He'd be impressed and disaster would be averted.

gimme the brand!
I may already know it, but gimme gimme! That sounds awesome!

 

[Chromatose]

I actually found that on youtube before I posted and wanted to put it in, but I didn't want it hogging up a space and wished it would just link and not auto embed.

But now's the perfect opportunity.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

If I had a time machine I'd travel back to Nazi Germany and give one to Hitler. He'd be impressed and disaster would be averted.

The Jews would have found something else to bitch about, holocaust or not!

 

[Captain Beard]

gimme the brand!
I may already know it, but gimme gimme! That sounds awesome!

Suddenly it's no longer gross?

 

[Chromatose]

gimme the brand!
I may already know it, but gimme gimme! That sounds awesome!

Dr. Praegger's. I'm sure I spelled it wrong.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Suddenly it's no longer gross?

No, if it's made from wholesome ingredients, and all natural.
I can't stand the cheap brands that are filled with junk and crap no human should ever consume.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dr. Praegger's. I'm sure I spelled it wrong.

I shall look for it! :hotjump:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Or at least, "good morning, you're gonna go to work feeling bloated and dead tired." Seriously, Cara, how you can stay so insanely slender with the crap you eat...

I don't eat that crap!

My usual breakfast consists of something like peanut butter on toast, a banana, and yogurt.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Well, he's dead now.

That's kinda the whole point of this thread.