Britney Spears is divorcing

Fed-Ex ! hah!




Yes derek, I like the way you think.
Dont bother with her shoes though, we don't share the same size.
Oh, and jewelery, get me that too.

Okay dokes, I'll round up the guys and we will go round her place tonight. I'll try to keep Big Rapin' Steve as calm as possible, so everything should run smoothly.
 
She was born white trash, and she will die white trash... White trash
with better designer clothes, 's all.
I'm sure you've seen the shit she wears. Designer clothes, yes. But better? A blind person could dress better than she can without any help (no offense to the blind people in this forum)
 
I'm sure you've seen the shit she wears. Designer clothes, yes. But better? A blind person could dress better than she can without any help (no offense to the blind people in this forum)


psh! Tsk! guh!

*blinks incredulously*
 
Divorced Via text message AAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAAAA AH AAHAH HAAH AH AHAHA H HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HA A HAH A HAH A!!!!!!!!!1111!!!ELEVEN!!!