burritos = best things evAr.

god damn nad said:
well, at least she'll be legal now.

Classiest thing I have read all day, hands down. I have been quoting lines from this thread to a girl I know to piss her off, she is getting pretty scared now.
She says: "whatever it is, stop reading it"
 
One time I went to go eat at some shithole in Downey called "Taco Mexico". Ahhh fuck me! I ended up at a bowling alley a couple hours later, pissing out of my behymen, while holding down the vomit that was oozing up from my esophagus.Just imagine having a sea/saw battle of the bowels. From what hole, will it go? Twas not a pretty sight.