Butt sex...

Sometimes I wonder if I unleashed a gate to hell with my Potty humor. Good to see Spreadingtheliving is keeping it alive!
Once in awhile its fun. Fill that hole with extra cream!
 
It's cool fun. But you can't just rush into this one. You have to take your time to get the juices flowing - if you get her off it will all drip down there for natrual lube or I advise you get some lube at the store.
 
DD summed it all up. If she's game just make sure you get her good and ready. Sumtimes my girl gets plenty lubed up naturally and sumtimes we use the stuff from the "Adult Novelty Store" aka porno shoppe. I do know this, missionarry is the only way that it's acceptable when you first start. After you get on up there for about 30 minutes..then you can go at it from behind. But I also learned if they don't enjoy it - respect it.
 
Now i'm gonna sound like the weirdo...
It's defintetly a mood thing like when your having crazy name calling, pulling hair, spanking, biting, dirty sex seems like a good time but usually it still takes quite of bit of work a hot bath is usually the best way to start out get her relaxed and clean. licking the butt is also very good prewarm up, lube and patience is a big key too. Relax, Clean and Patience...lol
A good tester is during 69 slowly rub the outside with your pinky or ring finger lots of saliva slowly go in as she gets more into it.

Men and Women buth have a Anal G-spot thingy the orgasm is more intense and longer...

Anyways lol, you learn things from being a Porn Store Manager, Bouncer and Strip Club Manager... (and a freak) :loco:
 
prime666 said:
Sometimes I wonder if I unleashed a gate to hell with my Potty humor. Good to see Spreadingtheliving is keeping it alive!
Once in awhile its fun. Fill that hole with extra cream!

You're my best friend. :wave:

What if someone ever fucked a chick in the butt and she started leaking chocolate milk onto your pecker. Phecaphilac's galore!!!
 
Spreadingthe Living312 said:
You're my best friend. :wave:

What if someone ever fucked a chick in the butt and she started leaking chocolate milk onto your pecker. Phecaphilac's galore!!!
That is possible. It depends on the chick.
Just trust me.