Butt sex...

I got to admit a chicks leaking brown eye happend to me. But you deal with it, keep pounding away and don't stop till she screams. Then take a long hot shower wash your dick a few times (if she's lucky) and make her blow you.
 
my ex tried several times, but he was kinda thick and it didn't fit. The idea sounded ok at first, but it's a lot of work for him and I got bored watching him tried to slide it up there.
 
Karina_666 said:
my ex tried several times, but he was kinda thick and it didn't fit. The idea sounded ok at first, but it's a lot of work for him and I got bored watching him tried to slide it up there.


Speaking on behalf of all my fellow "thick dicked" brethren, if he had licked, rubbed and or fingered the area for a lil bit you wouldn't have had such an uneventful time..
 
Karina_666 said:
my ex tried several times, but he was kinda thick and it didn't fit. The idea sounded ok at first, but it's a lot of work for him and I got bored watching him tried to slide it up there.
Karina, I dont suppose you taped this event? And if so I'll trade you Anthrax bootlegs for a copy!
 
no, he licked. That part I really actually liked but wouldn't admit it. I think I might have been a little too nervous. I didn't tape the event, but him and I still talk so you never know.....
 
Hell, I don't blame you for liking it. And I didn't know what in the hell to think the first time a chick ventured further south than I expected when goin' down on me once...I wouldn't admit it for a while but now theres no shame in my game. It's awesome.
 
GregadetH said:
Quitter. *shakes head in disapproval*

HAHA thanks. Maybe Ill get back to it one day. It just requires so much effort. I like head better anyway. Now thats something I can never get enough off. Esp. while driving.
 
See Scott & Charlie ! Do you see what has happend! No news about John/ Joey / Ozzfest/ Frank / Spitz/ has turned your loyal board members it into a bunch of sex depraved (Skorned may be the exception) maniacs!
I guess if theres no Anthrax news Rimjobs, poop, Blow Jobs, Fisting, Dildos, Pictures of Skorned and Pink in a nasty three way are what we the loyal must resort to......


Can you blame them for taking there time! Some of this is some funny shit.
 
Karina_666 said:
no, he licked. That part I really actually liked but wouldn't admit it. I think I might have been a little too nervous. I didn't tape the event, but him and I still talk so you never know.....

dont u have ky gel over there,vaso should do the trick lol,bad excuse karina lol
 
GregadetH said:
Hell, I don't blame you for liking it. And I didn't know what in the hell to think the first time a chick ventured further south than I expected when goin' down on me once...I wouldn't admit it for a while but now theres no shame in my game. It's awesome.
:lol:
you're not alone brother.

as for getting it in... well it hasn't worked for us yet but i think someday it will. what i do now is basically lube my dick and rub it on her brown eye and pray it slips in and hope she accepts it. she likes the rubbing someday i will break in and she'll like it.
-Jono-
 
Looks that I could be the weird one now, coz I don´t enjoy it really.
I´m such a clean, sweet, conservative bastard :)