Butt sex...

[prime666]

Usually guys won't admit they have a pencil dick. This is refreshing.

Easy there Sweet heart. I aint hung like a fuckin porn star ( but i aint lacking either) and I cant keep it up for five hours but after I shoot a few loads if she is still in the mood I'll eat that pussy till its raw. And if that doesnt work I'll gladly be the Captain of the Dildo express as i work that shit...
Oh and when I mentioned PENCIL... I actually used a pencil (unsharpened) in both her holes...

 

[Skorned1]

I was just bein' silly

 

[prime666]

Funny how us guys (even those of us hung like a horse) jump to defend ourt manhood.

 

[Skorned1]

Yes, I was counting on it!

 

[coop]

Two things you don't do to a guy...insult our mothers or insinuate we're lacking in length. Well, there are probably more but those are two really bad ones.

Rich

 

[LOAroberto]

I'm not hung like a horse but I'm not ashamed of what I got. Skorned1 I know how to measure the length but how do you measure the girth???

 

[GregadetH]

Easy there Sweet heart. I aint hung like a fuckin porn star ( but i aint lacking either) and I cant keep it up for five hours but after I shoot a few loads if she is still in the mood I'll eat that pussy till its raw. And if that doesnt work I'll gladly be the Captain of the Dildo express as i work that shit...
Oh and when I mentioned PENCIL... I actually used a pencil (unsharpened) in both her holes...

I'm secure in my size and ability b/c I know I'm good. The trick is I never brag about my abilities b/c it makes it that much better when they find out what I can do. I've never had a problem staying hard. Never had a problem shooting muliple loads either. I'm not the longest, but possibly one of the thickest. I'm also a big fan of switching up between oral and fucking...but for sum reason more than a few women are interested in size only and think that the hours worth (if they're lucky) of pleasure they get out of a monster of a cock is worth it. When you get off on pleasing your partner, why get it over with so soon. How do I know I'm good? Well, when the second hour is at hand and your both dripping with sweat, grunting like wild animals and can taste each others sex when you kiss, she dosen't want to stop - and theres still no end in sight... that's how I know I'm good.:Smug:

And dude, I'm a freak and a pervert..but a pencil?

 

[thraxx]

Usually guys won't admit they have a pencil dick. This is refreshing.

Great... great pencil dick... but would you do him???????

 

[Skorned1]

I'm not hung like a horse but I'm not ashamed of what I got. Skorned1 I know how to measure the length but how do you measure the girth???

Circumference! Or compare the grip to something like a wrist.

 

[LOAroberto]

Oh Ok. Well I heard that guys 4-5" are small and 6-7" are average and 7"-Up are big. Length wise but as far as width do you know the size range?

 

[Skorned1]

Great... great pencil dick... but would you do him???????

Depending on the lead up, but on that alone? Hmmmmmm I could get poked and prodded @ the Gyno.

 

[prime666]

lol

 

[Skorned1]

Oh Ok. Well I heard that guys 4-5" are small and 6-7" are average and 7"-Up are big. Length wise but as far as width do you know the size range?

Avg. carrot= small
An decent sized banana = Avg.
Large Cucumber= Big

**everyone runs to the kitchen**

 

[LOAroberto]

Avg. carrot= small
An decent sized banana = Avg.
Large Cucumber= Big

**everyone runs to the kitchen**

Screw it here it is!

Length: 6 3/4"
Width: A decent size banana!

 

[AlexStomp]

I got sand in my asscrack when I went to the beach once...this chick cleaned it up for me, and then asked for hot sex when she was done. I returned the favor by fucking her with a pencil while pulling her hair.

speaking of the beach, Last summer after I had gone swimming in the ocean with this chick I had just met, we decided to go back to my hotel room to fuck. We jumped in the shower to wash away all the sand and salt water. I had had a few beers at that point and had to pee. We were both in the shower when I figured, what the heck?? I started pissing all over her chest, neck and chin and she screamed. I think she liked it, she was smiling and screaming at the same time. ahh, good times at the beach.

 

[GregadetH]

Fuck it.

Length:Just a cunt hair under 6
Width:Large cucumber

 

[Skorned1]

Screw it here it is!

Length: 6 3/4"
Width: A decent size banana!

Congratulations, I'm sure you make your chick happy.

 

[Skorned1]

speaking of the beach, Last summer after I had gone swimming in the ocean with this chick I had just met, we decided to go back to my hotel room to fuck. We jumped in the shower to wash away all the sand and salt water. I had had a few beers at that point and had to pee. We were both in the shower when I figured, what the heck?? I started pissing all over her chest, neck and chin and she screamed. I think she liked it, she was smiling and screaming at the same time. ahh, good times at the beach.

You're a fucking rock star!

 

[Skorned1]

Should we just start a thread on "How big is your cock?"

 

[GregadetH]

Should we just start a thread on "How big is your cock?"

Why the hell not?