Can I survive without my wife for three weeks ?

[Bryant]

It is 3:40 PM. I am drunk and I have to wake up at 9:00. PM


I am going to bed after this beer. However..... that is how a single man is supposed to be right ? Ha ha ha......... Hmmmm....

Bryant

 

[Trans-Siberian Outcast]

I've survived without a wife for 43 years and I'm quite happy because of it!

Sorry, Bryant, I can't relate to where you're coming from (other than the drunk in the afternoon thing).

 

[The Ozzman]

Is this your first time without your wife being around?

 

[Wyvern]

It is 3:40 PM. I am drunk and I have to wake up at 9:00. PM


I am going to bed after this beer. However..... that is how a single man is supposed to be right ? Ha ha ha......... Hmmmm....

Bryant

As long as you don't end with your member orange...

 

[delize]

I love being alone as long as I don't argue with myself.

You'll be ok Bryant.

 

[sixxswine]

You're old lady is gone and the best thing you can think of doing is drinking beer?!

 

[poundingmetal74]

2 words for you buddy:
1. strip
2. club

...for 3 weeks.

 

[sixxswine]

2 words for you buddy:
1. strip
2. club

...for 3 weeks.

fuck that. shelling out money for broads that are used to having deperate men drop dough down their panties.... go on a music shopping spree... head on a road trip to the city or something...

 

[poundingmetal74]

Well, he could just satisfy man's ever-lasting quest: to do nothing.

....for 3 weeks.

 

[Corrupted Innocence]

Mate, you need to rush over to the nearest adult novelty shop, and find yourself something that closely resembles the wife. I mean, I hear those Fleshlight pocket pussies are supposed to be nice... *coughfromsomeoneactiveontheseboardscough*
Or maybe a blow up love doll.

Or just some more beer.

 

[carnut]

I would bore myselve to death so it will seem like a very long time before the wive returns... Haha, just jokin' . Just do as Sixx says; now it's okay to take your time and check EVERY CD in your local music shop without the kid and wive getting bored of it... Cruise your convertible for a few 100 miles, take along some Accept, Vandenplas and Tad Morose music and fully enjoy your short period of freedom

Hehe, and stay away from titty bars (certainly if combined with boose)

 

[tsorl]

Sounds to me like you're doing just fine without our help, really!

 

[paranoidmexican009]

exercise? ride a bike

 

[SentinelSlain]

get into something random that isn't shit.

 

[Wyvern]

exercise? ride a bike

I agree, I wish I could ride here. I would have taken with me the one I had in USA, it gave me great rides (listening to metal in the walkman of course)

 

[Corrupted Innocence]

Vandenplas

+10

 

[J-Dubya 777]

I love being alone as long as I don't argue with myself.

You'll be ok Bryant.

Ditto, for the most part.
Then again, it's fun to argue with one's self.
For me, the worst part is when the entire village in my head (some people have voices, I have a small town) turns against me, and I have to make a run for it!

 

[Wyvern]

For me, the worst part is when the entire village in my head (some people have voices, I have a small town) turns against me, and I have to make a run for it!

You too?, the voices inside me are driving me nuts, it's exhausting trying to have some peace of mind

 

[SentinelSlain]

get some gold medalions and become a gigolo. That'l teach em.

 

[Corrupted Innocence]

piece of mind

Great album, by the way. One of my favorites.