Can I survive without my wife for three weeks ?

[Bryant]

Dude !! I would love to do just that. I wish I didn't have to work !!


I went to work late that night btw, but they will get over it.


No offense to the person who said "titty bar" but I could pack the wife up with me to go to one of those. It is not one of her fave places, but she wouldn't care. My wife is super cool.


Bryant

Well, he could just satisfy man's ever-lasting quest: to do nothing.

....for 3 weeks.

 

[Bryant]

No. My wife's Dad became seriously ill and was put in the hospital. I put her on a plane the very next morning. I stayed at home and watched the boy that week (took a week off of work) and then had my Mom come and help me watch him the next week while I was getting a passport for me and my Son.
I am far from helpless, but I am lazy with certain things. You realize just how much your "stay-at-home wife does when she is not at home.

Bryant

Is this your first time without your wife being around?

 

[Bryant]

If I win the lottery, I would probably spend the next month drinking beer. I would sober up mind you and do other things instead, but beer would play a big part initially.
My wife will let me do ANYTHING I want to do other than having sex with another woman. She allows me because she trusts me. In fact, flirting with other women and putting my arms around them is not even an issue. I have never kissed another woman, much less had sex with one, in our eight year marriage, so she is pretty damned lenient about things and tursting, but she has the right to be.... as I have been tempted before, yet declined.
For most men, they would be happy about not having the wife around, but I have less freedom without her than with her because I have to keep the house clean and take care of bills and shit.



Bryant

You're old lady is gone and the best thing you can think of doing is drinking beer?!

 

[Bryant]

Ha ha ha, you are like me Carnut. You couldn't live a long time without your wife. You don't think I do, but I know you very well. Your classic cars are on her beauty site. Ha ha ha...... You can not live without her, and I can not live without my wife.


Bryant

I would bore myselve to death so it will seem like a very long time before the wive returns... Haha, just jokin' . Just do as Sixx says; now it's okay to take your time and check EVERY CD in your local music shop without the kid and wive getting bored of it... Cruise your convertible for a few 100 miles, take along some Accept, Vandenplas and Tad Morose music and fully enjoy your short period of freedom

Hehe, and stay away from titty bars (certainly if combined with boose)

 

[Wyvern]

She allows me because she trusts me. ... in our eight year marriage, so she is pretty damned lenient about things and tursting, but she has the right to be.... as I have been tempted before, yet declined.

Bryant

That not only says a lot of you as a human being, also shows how wonderful marriage can be when you find the appropiate person. Never change and my deepest respect

 

[delize]

Ditto, for the most part.
Then again, it's fun to argue with one's self.
For me, the worst part is when the entire village in my head (some people have voices, I have a small town) turns against me, and I have to make a run for it!

I alway have someone else to blame when I goof up. Like buying something
that's not any better than what I already have.

I've tried runing away but I always find myself.

 

[Pabla]

OMG, as soon as I saw the thread title I though of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" dammit now it is stuck in my head

 

[carnut]

Ha ha ha, you are like me Carnut. You couldn't live a long time without your wife. You don't think I do, but I know you very well. Your classic cars are on her beauty site. Ha ha ha...... You can not live without her, and I can not live without my wife.


Bryant

so true ..... but don't tell anyone

 

[Bryant]

It is not the most macho and metal thing to miss your wife and three year-old boy, but I do. If I had next weekend off, me and my Brother would go to the sports bar and watch football until they closed, but I have to work the weekend. Waaah !!! That's probably one of the biggest reasons for me never wanting to move from America. When the weather starts to turn a little cooler, I get "Fall fever" and ready for American Football !!
I guess I will just have to pester everyone here on UMOS until the wife gets back. THat will be my bachelor life. Too bad she couldn't be gone when I had a weekend off. Maybe I could have flown to Vegas ? Ha ha ha .........right.


Bryant

 

[Bryant]

Good to see Vanden Plas represented here.

Bryant

+10

 

[Bryant]

Eeeehhhh.... I think I will stick with the more beer advice. I have a good imagination and the internet. I can handle masturbation just fine without a blow-up doll. It would be cool decoration in the living room if I didn't have a three year-old though. I could give it a name and dress it up and have parties with my friends...... that would really fuck with their heads.


Bryant

Mate, you need to rush over to the nearest adult novelty shop, and find yourself something that closely resembles the wife. I mean, I hear those Fleshlight pocket pussies are supposed to be nice... *coughfromsomeoneactiveontheseboardscough*
Or maybe a blow up love doll.

Or just some more beer.