I want to see exactly how boogers form. Like, does a little get blown out and stuck on with each exhale? Or does the mucus seep out your inner nose pores thereby analogizing boogers with icicles? Or are there booger doozers. You know.
My favorite booger moment is when you wake up with huge crusty boogers in your nose, like the booger fairy has visited you during the night. It's like Christmas, except with boogers instead of presents.
the best thing about Double Dare was learning that Marc Summers had crippling cleanliness-related OCD the whole time he was on the show, so every single episode with splatterings and splashings and filth was like a day in the innermost ring of hell for him.
I forgot to mention the dreaded "shelf booger" that accumulate on the inside of your nose, then when you pick them some skin comes off too and then not only are your boogers crusty, but bloody crusty at that...