The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Things wrong with buying a monster car:
A) A car is transportation, not a fucking investment. Car value depletes with time and use, and requires maitenance. This car will consume your cash at three bucks or more a gallon, and your time maintaining cleanliness and performance.
B) If it can go the speed limit, who gives a fuck if it can go faster? You can only drive it the LEGAL speed limit on the road anyways. Driving isn't a competition.
C) People who buy these kinds of things ooze "insecure". Go ahead and tell the world how small your cock is.
Well, first there has to be a definition of what a 'monster car' is. Does it include a lot of horsepower, etc?
I'm not knocking you, but there are different definitions for a monster car.