Catching an iPhone theif

That was one of the selling points for me on the Droid... Being able to track the hell out of it. No one is stealing my phone and getting away with it.
 
I feel this is (slightly) relevant:

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How I found that pic, I honestly can't even remember :lol:
 
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Like it wasn't gay enough, just as the tattooist was finished the guy probably said "Quick! Write 'iPhone sucks' underneath, just your plain handwriting will do, nothing fancy, I just want to get the word out".