CATS

Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
Jun 25, 2003
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Favela of My Dismay
Is this play any good? My company is offering free tickets. And I don't have a clue what the fuck it's about other than people dressed as purry prancing felines. :ill:
 
Haha yea I heard people mention it that it sucked aswell. But it's touted as "The now and for ever legendary musical", so the moniker left me confused. Eh fuck it, even though the tickets are free, you still have to pay a $6 shitketmaster service charge. I'd be better off watching the movie "Finding Home". Anybody see the reviews for it? 5 best picture awards, plus it has the cutie from the Patriot.
 
I ... was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.