"'Cause it's Halloween and I feel like dancin'"

I'm being a Chippendales guy.
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VA doesn't have "Strip Clubs"

pasties and thongs are as far as it goes... she'd have to commute to D.C.



Since you live in Richmond, you can not speak for VA.
Yes, we do have strip clubs, all of them are very high-dollar ones (from what I've heard)
don't forget that Northenr VA. (especially fairfax county) is no.3 richest county in the country. (after Beverly Hills and Hollywood)
when when we are talking money- we are talking strip clubs.

with that being said: no thank you.