You know what? I think Lars kicks ass, and I think a lot of the people on this board probably thought so at one point too. If it weren't for his loud mouth and poorly tuned drums on the St. Anger album, I doubt you'd hear NEAR this level of crap. When the Black Album came out, everyone spoke his name with near god-like proportions. Not coincidentally, I think that album STILL has the best sounding drums ever put to record. I remember the first time I listed to Of Wolf and Man with my headphones on, and I thought my brain was being turned to jelly by weight of his drumming.
Is he "the best?" Probably not, but he sure as hell is distinctive, and has put down some of the best drum lines in the history of rock. If you can't at least accept that fact, then I can't help you.