Check out this Sea Monster

[Blitzkrieg]

Bah! She looks like a teenager to me! 16+ for sure.

 

[KoichCPA]

is that what you tell the police?

 

[spawn]

Blitzy and Troy Mclure were last seen entering their lawyers office, presumably to work out their plea bargain with the DA. We shall keep you posted

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Spruce Goose]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.

Did I say that?

 

[spawn]

How dare you people disrespect the might Cthulu by reducing his death to a discussion on the little mermaid! You do realise that not dead which eternal lies dont you?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Look at those sea shells, she has definately come of age.

, sorry Spawny.

 

[spawn]

Dont apologise to me, apologise to the Ancient Ones! Trey Azagthoth and I will be the only ones to survive at this rate

 

[KoichCPA]

I bet she smells like fish.

 

[Descend-Lunchbox]

I bet she smells like fish.

 

[Spruce Goose]

I actually said to my grilfriend the other night that I'd love to have sex with a mermaid...... And she said that mermaids dont have vagina's, so I couldnt!

What tha??

 

[KoichCPA]

yeah their lower part is fishy so i guess they lay eggs.

 

[spawn]

Your girlfriends quite smart you know Sprucey

 

[Goreripper]

Dont apologise to me, apologise to the Ancient Ones! Trey Azagthoth and I will be the only ones to survive at this rate

Of course, the Ancient Ones put no value on human life, so you'd probably die too.

 

[phlogiston]

http://www.cafeshops.com/timmyt

http://www.whatsbetter.com/display.pyt?item=2850

 

[spawn]

Oh come on Gorey, they have to let a couple of us live, especially when we know their theme songs and everything!

 

[MeKaChrOme]

it's futurama all over again... "first i release my eggs into the water, and then you...."

 

[KoichCPA]

fuck i love that episode