Childhood belief's website

[The-Petoniemi]

When I was 6 or 7 I thought Stephen King was a real king, and after nineteen comes tenteen, and number 57 is written 507(50 and 7 together, naturally!). I can clearly remember that was the number that I used as an example when I asked about it from my mom, when I was four.

That page was great! This was so awsome...
I was always very precocious, even at swearing, not like one girl I offended in the seventh grade. She caught up to me on the play ground one day and screamed at me in a fit of rage, "Amanda, I want to fuck you!" I was taken aback, but I scathingly told her that I only like boys. She blushed and stammered "I - I mean, I hope somebody else fucks you!" I said, "Thanks, I'd like that someday." She was speechless at this point, so I offered "did you mean 'fuck you'?" She said yes and slouched away humiliated. My friend and I had a great laugh after that.

 

[I_stab_people]

I used to think that people have blonde hair, because they wash them too much.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

i used to think that after 199 it comes 1000

 

[TheTechnogoat]

i used to think that those no smoking signs meant that no trains could pass through

 

[Leandro]

^ tEh win!

 

[Raistlin Majere]

LMAO

 

[enjoi17]

i used to think that those no smoking signs meant that no trains could pass through

 

[TheTechnogoat]

 

[CoBHC247]

^^

 

[TheTechnogoat]

i dunno, i guess i was just really into trains, and that was my immediate thought

 

[Raistlin Majere]

i used to think that music videos are being played lively everytime they show up on tv

 

[TheTechnogoat]

me too, and i got really weirded out and disapointed when i found out they dont

 

[Raistlin Majere]

lol indeed. and i was making up stuff like "yes that woman fell down this time"

 

[Leandro]

There was this tv series called 'glub glub' I used to watch, it's just two people with fish masks in a cromakey scenery:

I used to think that they were really fish, as the camera couldn't capture their bodies

But nah, jack's still teh win