Childhood Misconceptions.

[ThisIsACoolName]

Yeah, I use the purple theme.

edit: I mean blue. Fuck.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The red theme sucks balls.

Your dad likes to suck balls too.

 

[The Ozzman]

oh shit

 

[zabu of nΩd]

It takes a sharp eye.

 

[FenriR]

My dad died last week.




































naw, just kidding, but ya want to be careful about flinging insults about peoples parents over the internet.

 

[mutantllama]

Red theme does suck .

 

[Ender Rises]

Indeed.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

naw, just kidding, but ya want to be careful about flinging insults about peoples parents over the internet.

I doubt it would have raised an eyebrow if it had been a "your mom" joke.

At any rate, feel free to take it as seriously as you wish. It's more amusing that way.

 

[audiophileguy]

I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG. NO THOUGHT AT ALL OF WHAT WE WOULD BECOME. THEY SOLD US A DREAM – SAID WE WOULD NEVER DIE. BUT THAT WAS OVER SIXTY YEARS AGO. WE’RE SO MUCH OLDER AND NOW WE KNOW, THAT WHAT THEY SOLD US WAS ONLY A LIE. NOW WE REALIZE – WHAT A SURPRISE – EVERYBODY DIES.

Everyday I sit and pray, when will you come and take me home.
Where's the love, from above, I feel so lost and all alone.
I want to be young and free, not some fourth-class citizen.
It won't be long and I'll be gone. 'Till then I'll just keep wondering-

Chorus
Please tell me when!

 

[audiophileguy]

who remembers feeling like they were going to live forever when they were young?

 

[The Ozzman]

I think everyone felt that way

 

[mutantllama]

wat

 

[False Joe]

I thought that virginity was something around a girls belly button that fell off when they were in their teens

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I actually didn't know how to properly masturbate (i.e. with the result of an orgasm) until I was 19.

Please don't ask me to explain that.

 

[False Joe]

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[V.V.V.V.V.]

Haha! Choice thread...

I'm sure a few people've had this one, but I thought America was all there was in the world. Sticking with this geographically ignorant theme, I used to think that the house we went to in the summer with my grandparents was "Maine." Like, just the house.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

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Yeah, you could say I was quite out of the loop for a while.

 

[Ender Rises]

That's an understatement.

 

[FenriR]

How did you survive...?

 

[mutantllama]

When I first had an orgasm it hurt.