Choose a weapon for the person above you...

[Fullangr]

Be creative!

 

[*Mika*]

Cherry Darling from Planet Terror's legs, therefore you could shoot and be taller all in one fellow swoop

 

[Fullangr]

A laser-equipped Rubber Duck of DOOOOOOOOOM. Aiming might be a bit tricky but hey, the awesomeness of the weapon itself would defeat anything!

 

[Thraxas]

A Petticoat Cannon - fire it at your enemy and they get suffocated by layer upon layer of mock-50s skirts.

 

[Fullangr]

The Dismissive Look of Dire Consequences. Most effective over the rim of a tankard.

 

[Baseloaf]

A potato gun. Very environment-friendly.

 

[Fullangr]

Nunchucks. Because everyone needs nunchucks.

 

[*Mika*]

The pink paintbrush of death!!!

Not very fiercesome...until it meets your ideas

 

[Fullangr]

Mutant Duck of Grave Peril

@ pink paintbrush of death.... Mika, I love you!

 

[Thraxas]

The Bad Taste Sonic Attack
Plays godawful pop music and Disney songs at the enemy until they are strangled by their own eardrums.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Valmet M76 Semiauto (the Finish variety of the AK47)

 

[*Mika*]

A bazooka that fires used panties at the enemy, conviently pocket-sized for the ultimate stealth

 

[Fullangr]

A black and red daisy-cutter, tastefully edged with fur.

 

[Thraxas]

A highly-trained pack of attack-acromantulas.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

The Ümalüt of Døøm; direct exposure to which causes the viewer to go insane due to the sheer intensity of the exposure to the grim darkness of Nordic black metal.

 

[Bassman366]

PHONE CALLS!!!!

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Yes; the markets tremble at the timing of my stop-loss orders

Hmmm...for the Canuck...how aboot the Hockey-Stick of Loki, eh?

 

[Hemkomst]

The Monitors of Mass Depression for Cipher. It forces your opponents to hang themselves from teenage angst or the sheer pain of hearing such horrible tunes by playing My Chemical Romance. At full blast. For 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Just make sure that you are well out of the weapon's range before deploying it.