Christians Suck

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml

If you are an active athiest/agnostic (like myself) you should get a kick out of this. It's the most uninformed, ignorant piece of shit I've ever seen.

 

[Will Bozarth]

heheheehhe

 

[Captain Beard]

That made my headache come back. I KILL YOU!....ahhhh, nevermind, contempt comes through to clear my sinuses again.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I really do despise Christians. Well, the ones that preach like that anyway.

 

[Brett]

I really do despise Christians. Well, the ones that preach like that anyway.

Yeah, christians aren't really that bad but when they start to preach and push their beliefs on you... time to kill.

 

[AjDeath]

The best way to understand the nature of atheism is to understand its author. satan is its author.

Oh fucking modified christ.

I stopped reading because I shat myself.

I think I will start a Christian ad campaign, the new slogan will be, "Don't be a pussy, be a Chirstian!"

Agnostic, to me this is just logical.
My nonsesical rant ends....................................................................................................................................now.

 

[AjDeath]

"In the above articles I've presented some evidence that shows that even when one foolishly assumes that the TEN COMMANDMENTS were authored by a human, atheism, by virtue of its rejection and enmity against the TEN COMMANDMENTS cannot elevate itself to such a noble height to author such decorous laws as "Honor your father and your mother," "You shall not murder." "You shall not steal," and etc. Since atheism is hotly opposed to the TEN COMMANDMENTS and in order for the TEN COMMANDMENTS to have been authored by a human, it would would have require a more sensible, noble and wise human than even the most highly "learned" atheist."

Pure comedic gold.

I notice that these people never talk about agnostics, they just lump them in with atheists. What the fuck is their defense and conversion ruituals for agnostic? I will delve deeper.

 

[AsModEe]

I only read the first part and I had enough. Bullshit.

 

[AjDeath]

There’s no greater argument for the existence of God than the truth of His existence. Atheists completely discount this truth, while challenging every true Christian to present proof.

BWAHAHAH!

All of God's creation has the fingerprints of God all over it. These fingerprints witness to the fact that God CREATED or brought into being from nothing the heavens and the earth and all therein.

An atheist sent me email challenging me to prove this fact. Here is my response to him:

"The fingerprints of God are clearly seen in many ways: One is the fact that no creature has the ability to CREATE. Man can take what has already been created and change it or make a mixture of something with what has already been created; but man as well as every other creature and thing is totally void of the ability to actually BRING INTO BEING SOMETHING FROM NOTHING."

So, lets assume (in order to prove a point here) that atheists are right. If a human author them (and I speak as if insane), then we know for sure that no atheist, agnostic nor any other unbeliever had sense enough to author them.

Why is that so? Because atheists are OPPOSED to GOD and His Holy COMMANDMENTS. And again, some even say the TEN COMMANDMENTS don't exist. So if a human authored them, it was a person who had far more intelligence than any atheist, agnostic or unbeliever.

However, the deep wisdom contained in the TEN COMMANDMENTS is far beyond human capabilities. The deep wisdom and righteousness contained in them proves their Divine authorship.

Holy fucking circular logic. It seems that semantics are a Christian tradition, and their only strong point.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

On an unrelated note, Christians came to my door yesterday, I told them I had other beliefs, AND THEY DIDN'T PERSIST@!!!!!! HOLY HELL THEY'RE ACTUALLY BEING NICE PEOPLE AND ONLY SEMI-ENCROACHING ON MY PRIVACY AND PERSONAL TIME!!! YAY!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Congratulations. *gives Matt a pat on the head*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Super Mahrio]

dude...thats nonsense...
one time they came to my door and got me out of bed...BASTARDS! what did i do? i told them "I dont believe in your god!!!" and slammed the door in their faces...they havent been back since...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I convieniently live about three blocks away from a Jehovah's Witness center...

 

[-Rivfader-]

This Christian place called Church on the Rock (aka Cult on the Rock) out where I live just like expanded their building and bought out like 50 people's homes and demolished them to add a bigger church.

That website is fucked up. Even my highschool religion teachers would get a laugh out of that. Im a Catholic but I don't really care about what others believe in. Unless you are one of those that say you don't believe in God and worship Satan, that just doesn't make any sense.

The Catholic church has some nuts in it that would try to convert you. But its mainly just to get more money in the church's pocket. But other than that most of us are lazy and could give a rats ass. Hell its been a good 4 years or so since I have been in a Church.

I say believe what you want to believe in life. If you don't believe God exists then nothing I say is going to change your mind about it, doesn't bother me any.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

dude when iI was stillin San Francisco, i would hang out in front ogf that Jehovagh's Witness center (at the bus stop there) and sing along to my discman. STANIC FUCKING HEAVY METAL! All these people would come in and out and I'd be shjrieking "TIME! TO RUN! OR FIGHT! OFF THE STRIKE! OF THE BEEEAAASST!" It was awesome.

Yeah.

 

[CyR1c]

funny topic...reminds me of a guy once who told me, that dinosaur bones were put in the ground by religious people, to get people into thinking about the way of nature or evolution ... He couldn't explain why these creatures were not mentioned in the bible !!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

kinda funny page there

 

[AjDeath]

funny topic...reminds me of a guy once who told me, that dinosaur bones were put in the ground by religious people, to get people into thinking about the way of nature or evolution ... He couldn't explain why these creatures were not mentioned in the bible !!

Actually, the bible does mention Leviathons and such...

 

[NinjaKitten]

Isnt it actually against their religion to be such judgemental pricks? Love thy neighbour and all that crap.
I woudnt waste my time reading the entire article but I get the idea.