co-worker quote of the day...

[deadair]

"i'm so hungry i could eat the ass out of a dead cow"

 

[xfer]

mmm hotdogs.

 

[avi]

that's nice.

 

[azal]

awesomest quote ever:

my friend: "$14?? This pizza better have vaginas on it!"

 

[minxnim]

my coworker keeps calling me 'missy' as some term of affection and it's making me want to shove a bag of sand down her fucking cross-dressed throat.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by the_preppy
...bag of sand down her fucking cross-dressed throat.

so... it's a guy? or, a woman dressed like a man?... WHICH?!?!?! OMGINEED2KNOWPLSTHX

 

[minxnim]

it's a never ending paradox. don't try to decipher it. i mean, one never knows, what with boobs and the panty hose and who knows what...

 

[deadair]

new yorkers.

 

[xfer]

haha...iowans think cross-dressers are weird!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

why would anyone want to wear feminine garments who didnt "have to"?

 

[xfer]

why would anyone complain that they're not allowed to join the armed forces and fight on the front lines?

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
haha...iowans think cross-dressers are weird!

first off...
<---- from minneapolis

second...

cross-dressers don't = weird... the fact that preppy can't TELL anymore is what worries me.

 

[xfer]

gender is a social construct anyway.

 

[deadair]

totally... DAMN THE MAN

 

[avi]

tsk tsk

there goes Jake still insisting he ain't from Iowa. I dunno, but when I sent him some CDs, that's where I sent em.

 

[xfer]

XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY XY !!!!!

 

[minxnim]

bigfakesmile, SERIOUSLY. i always want to be like 'okay, so let me get this straight, you LIKE panty hose sucking the life out of your constricted body?'
but you know, different strokes....

 

[frigidpony]

I have definately envied women for their skirt-wearing abilities, expecially on hot days.

 

[xfer]

I don't envy actual dress-wearing, but I do envy what it implies. One of women's big advantages in society is that nowadays they are allowed to run the gamut between "masculine" and "feminine" roles while men aren't allowed nearly as much headway into feminine roles. I'm socially programmed to not WANT to do feminine stuff, so it doesn't bug me personally, but objectively...lucky fucking women.

 

[minxnim]

yea lucky us we get all the breaks!