First, you'll need a bunch of elements/ingredients, I won't name them cause they probably don't exist in your third-world country that isn't situated in North America. Just do as your Average Human super power of hungriness suggests you.
That is what I used. Yes, I do use Vinaigrette in everything I cook, don't be surprised. So yeah,
Eggs,
Bread (Brown, damnit, BROWN! Fuck that white tasteless shit)
Milk (don't ask me why, I even don't know why I put it in my eggs, jut my common sense that suggests it to me (Average Human super power ftw!)
Soya Margarine (Butter is for the rich who lives in that place called "Aristocracy", a weird country situated in "France" I think)
and obviously: fruit. Really important, not because they are healthy or good, just because they are colorful and colorful things are a must when the sun rises for a new day full of happiness LOLGAY)).. XD.. j/k.. <3<3
Now, let's start the preparation:
Eggs (Egg
s - as in
two) in pan, milk in eggs (as I said, don't ask why, JUST DO IT!)
Now, add just a LITTLE bit of the Vinaigrette, Catalina, just for a little delightful after taste on the tongue (and because it looks like the Hen had its period when it shit that eggs)
Now scramble, because any other versions of eggs are just ridiculously complicated for nothing.
While your eggs are frying you can spend your time...
...Cutting the fruits.
...Toasting two slices of bread with the heat of the speed of light made by that AWESOME SPACESHIP TOASTER!
...being fat and making REALLY ugly/weird faces behind a guy using his mental power to summon a bald dude under is hand.
Ok now, put some random spices in your eggs because the use of spices will make you looks civilized and intelligent:
Prepare a good PIECE OF MEAT that will represent the alpha male of your breakfast:
Now, THROW away those fucking toast because Chewy fucked up the hyperspace travel:
While the new ones are toasting, heat that PIECE OF MEAT a bit:
