compare someone who posts on this board with a performer, any performer.

goat totally nailed alex with the charles nelson riley.

jake: Joe Piscopo
Greg: Forrest Whitaker
minxnim: Tonya Harding
mumblefoot: the Grimace
the dope: Beaker
osmose: Joey Butafuco
mindspell: Regis
avi: Snoop Dog
nix: Steve Busheme (sp?)
josh: Sammy Davis Junior
 
Well, a lot of New York/ New Jersey refs, I like the last 2, thought the first one insulting.

minx: Lydia i.e. Winona Ryder which I think is a compliment, she can be very hot.
 
This thread is... odd. Why Cameron Diaz for me? Except I have a crush on the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse. Don't think she does.