Concert etiquette

[Lord Hasselhoff]

Show up wearing only a Bodom-shirt as a loin-cloth

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

yup... loinclothes are tr00

 

[DragonKeeper]

yup... loinclothes are tr00

and GRIMM

 

[The Soulforged]

Only real concert etiquette involves the pit. ie) Pick people up when they fall down.

troo make friends in the pit too and help protect the girlfriends. and after the show meet up with them and have a drink or 2!

 

[Grimes]

They told me if I wore a Children of Bodom t-shirt to a Children of Bodom concert it would be corny. (just using them as an example, so any band tee to any concert) I got two bodom shirts, one is Follow The Reaper and other is a Children of Bodom Hatecrew Finland one. Im guessing it doesn't matter if I do or don't wear mine to the concert? Just wondering becuase me and another friend thought it was a little weird why I wouldnt wear my Bodom shirt to support COB.

 

[-Gavin-]

They told me if I wore a Children of Bodom t-shirt to a Children of Bodom concert it would be corny. (just using them as an example, so any band tee to any concert) I got two bodom shirts, one is Follow The Reaper and other is a Children of Bodom Hatecrew Finland one. Im guessing it doesn't matter if I do or don't wear mine to the concert? Just wondering becuase me and another friend thought it was a little weird why I wouldnt wear my Bodom shirt to support COB.

dude, right.

Take your friends in a time machine. Take them to the 40's. Take them to Germany and tell them they're going for a shower.

 

[derek]

fuckin' harsh. Anyone seen the ricky gervais joke about the holocaust? It's down right sick, but you cant help but laugh.

 

[-Gavin-]

Nae, what is it?

 

[Grimes]

My sentiments too. Your there for the music, tell your friends to stick their poser mentality up their collective asses.

Fucking right, well said. I'm going to fuckin' wear my Bodom shirt and tell them that if they say something about it.

 

[ikilluandlaugh]

Show up wearing only a Bodom-shirt as a loin-cloth

Or a turban. Turbans are br00tal!

 

[derek]

Damn right man, do what you want.

Oh and its something like this:

I was out to rent a film last week cause my flat-mate was out and i wasnt in the mood for any beer. So i thought: PORN, that'll do me. So off i go down to blockbuster in search of the hardest porn i can find. So i'm scanning the top shelves looking for some hardcore action when i came across schindlers list. Im like...oooh...black and white, german and theres a quote from Barry Norman on the back that says "have the tissues ready" so i think, that'll do me! So i gets it home, get naked, get out the lotion and tissues and pop it in the dvd player. Half way through, i'm thinking...wheres the sex. Right that second, on comes a shower scene. LOVELY JUBBLY.

 

[Grimes]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa


wow... I sure love offensive humor.

 

[ND24/7]

Well if you wanna be friends with pple that don't think it's cool to wear a band's t-shirt when being at their show is tr00 don't wear it.

If you want to see a metal concert - wear what the fuck you want.

 

[TowardsDeadEnd]

Only real concert etiquette involves the pit. ie) Pick people up when they fall down.

Agreed.

 

[Lanterns]

You got it all wrong. The hip thing now is to spend as much money, time, energy and attention on COB-related things as you can, while absolutely hating the band. So, the correct concert etiquette is: Go to as manys COB shows as possible, always fight your way to front row -and throw eggs and boo! COBHXC SUX AND AINT TR00 OMG!!!!111 We're all HIP and UNDERGROUND and TRUE!!!

 

[Heavenscent]

Or you can stand at the concert and constantly wonder and whine about the fact that people who don't like the bands latest CD vent their honest opinion.
Despise people who laugh and make jokes about your idols and suppressed sentiments of love for them.
Wear a "Death to tr00 metal posers!!! ÅMGDEDYET!!!!F00kingHaXxOrs!!!

Then when you come home, write a poem about it using gloom and shadowy imagery (preferably containing the words 'in darkness forlorn', 'haunted chapel of my inner anguish' and 'shadowy stuff') or paint a canvas all black to express your emotions.

 

[Leandro]

heavenscent is the shit

 

[Lanterns]

Wear a "Death to tr00 metal posers!!! ÅMGDEDYET!!!!F00kingHaXxOrs!!!

What's a "Death to tr00 metal posers!!! ÅMGDEDYET!!!!F00kingHaXxOrs!!!? And how do you wear it?

 

[Kalupakki]

Concert etiquitte: If you want to mosh, keep it in the pit and leave other people alone.

 

[Kalupakki]

Damn right man, do what you want.

Oh and its something like this:

I was out to rent a film last week cause my flat-mate was out and i wasnt in the mood for any beer. So i thought: PORN, that'll do me. So off i go down to blockbuster in search of the hardest porn i can find. So i'm scanning the top shelves looking for some hardcore action when i came across schindlers list. Im like...oooh...black and white, german and theres a quote from Barry Norman on the back that says "have the tissues ready" so i think, that'll do me! So i gets it home, get naked, get out the lotion and tissues and pop it in the dvd player. Half way through, i'm thinking...wheres the sex. Right that second, on comes a shower scene. LOVELY JUBBLY.

I think I love you.