Confessions.
-I frequently enjoy masturbation.
- Right now, I am not wearing any pants.
- I spend more money on beer each week than I do on food.
- I have no birthmark.
- I onced shaved my arse and bikini line.
- I have several g-strings
- When I am drunk and walking home, I like to turn peoples water off at the mains.
- I got attacked by a possum once.
- I generally don't care about much.
- I like pissing people off.
- I frequently download albums from international artists, on the basis that aussie ones deserve my money more so.