Misantropical Painforest has got to be the greatest band name in history. I guess they aren't full of folk and gay though. They do suck pretty hard if that counts for anything.
I listened to an mp3 once, it was fucking terrible. Not "ehh, this isn't my thing" bad, rather flat out "I should be getting paid vast sums of money just for having knowledge that such a band exists" type of bad.
I welcome a healthy upload to convince me otherwise.