Contest: Best Folk/Woods Band Name

[Ellestin]

Misantropical Painforest - To Bequeath The Tranquil Waters

this is terrible hahaha

 

[skeptik]

no

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

M00seNigger and Co's - Sodomy and Thrash is better than this. And thats well... thats giving this some credit.

 

[Trylakos]

The eternal acreage where evergreen trees ache for everlasting aeons

 

[Reign in Acai]

Misantropical Painforest - To Bequeath The Tranquil Waters

Holy fuck this is horrible. 30 secs worth of music drawn out for 14 fucking minutes. Not too pleasant considering that the music sounds like shit.

Dooo dooo dooo dooo da doooooooooooooo do da do bah.

 

[Demonspell]

Thy Leafy Pagan Stump
Timeless Oak Stained With Pigeon Turds
Hidden Meadow Of The Old Bearded Pervert

 

[dorian gray]

Forests of Doom
and its corrolary, Doom Forest
you can also just be lazy and add a metal-sounding word to "Forests of..."
Forests of Death
Forests of Sodomy
Forests of Biblical Proportions
etc.

 

[lurch70]

let's face it ... any band with wood or any forest in their name and that has folkish arrangements ... well, they probably wear pink thongs ...

Noltem and NB excluded (they wear green thongs)

 

[dorian gray]

Woods of Woe

and from the Quebec area: Bois de mort noir

 

[NAD]

Misantropical Painforest - To Bequeath The Tranquil Waters

Not bad, not good. 5 minutes in and the painfully bad drumming is starting to grate on my nerves though. This is a demo, yes?

 

[KILL TULLY]

Sylvan Wald

 

[skeptik]

You people listen to fucking Drone Doom and you can't deal with that? Okay.

 

[NAD]

I made it to the end. Other than the drumming it was pretty okay.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

in terms of folk/woodsy band names, Werkraum sure blew it.

 

[skeptik]

I made it to the end. Other than the drumming it was pretty okay.

It works better contextually, yeah, and admittedly the aesthetics take a bit of getting used to, but that track really struck me while listening through the album the first time. Whatever, it's a good thing I'd changed my mind beforehand not to make this one of my recommendations. One will be Trad. Metal, and the other will be some type of Metal as well, but I'm not quite sure yet, possibly Doom.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Thanatopsis was the first to name drop them. For further reaction to this devilish band from the sloth filled region of the amazon..go here.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=216169&highlight=misantropical

 

[skeptik]

Repetition? In Black Metal?

Okay, I'll accept that I have shit taste and move on. Hopefully my recommendations will go over better.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

as long as its not Misanshitical AuditoryPainfest should be fine

 

[addae]

...eternal forest of never dying trees in a happy hunting ground...

 

[KILL TULLY]

Kids, it has to sound sort-of like a band name to be funny, you can't just write 'HAPPY TREE FRIENDS FOREST BLADE SERPANT DRAGON SLAYING SNOWY MOUNTAIN RAPE LOLZ"