Controversial Opinions on Life

[zabu of nΩd]

pwnt

 

[youdontknowme]

There there sweetie, run along and make some threads about ejaculating horses. This conversation's for grown-ups.

which you are clearly not. just kid throwing a temper tantrum.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I wasn't aware that correctly identifying a thread as a superfluous off-topic haven equates to throwing a temper tantrum. Perhaps you should learn the meaning of "temper tantrum" before using it.

 

[The Ozzman]

People under the age of 16 should not be allowed to use the internet outside of school

 

[Einherjar86]

Then Mort would be shit out of luck.

 

[SentinelSlain]

It's not my fault if people go off topic. You could all just post things like 'I think weetos are too expensive, they should make them cheaper'.

 

[The Ozzman]

Then Mort would be shit out of luck.

haha I was going to make a Mort joke if someone else didn't do it before me. Well played.

 

[Vimana]

Fuck no, I'm not waiting 2 weeks to use the internet.

Controversial opinion: Porn gets boring after watching it once a couple of weeks for 2 years.

 

[Ross]

That's not controversial at all.

I find it very difficult to find quality porn nowadays.
That said i get boners very easily.

 

[Vimana]

I can't really watch porn anymore. I'm just bored of it. I just visualize times I've had actual sex.

 

[The Ozzman]

How can you visualize actual sex when you've never had it?

 

[Vimana]

What are you talking about?

 

[False Joe]

Nah brah, F&F is a player now.

He went to a different country and got laid and shit.

 

[Vimana]

I'm not a player. I've just had sex.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm not a player. I'm just a gigolo.

 

[Ross]

He shagged asians and shit, yo.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think those fucking annoying FEMALE 16-18 year old FEMALE bitches that shag their MALE teachers should get corporal punishment to make an example of them.

Yes I'm jealous because they are generally good looking girls. No I don't care that that's the reason I feel the way I do.

 

[arg]

nah you should just have the video projected onto a large screen during a school-wide general assembly.

 

[Vimana]

Oh god, my Science teacher freshman year.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Or have a public flogging. Then throw them in a lake and if they drown then they were innocent and if they weren't, burn them at the stake.