cool picture of a hippo coughing up a duck

[Chromatose]

 

[Malergion]

The hippo is faking.

 

[Chromatose]

I'd eat a duck.

 

[Malergion]

I've had duck. It's tastier than chicken.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*claps*

 

[Captain Beard]

Duck is good. I wonder if the hippo tastes good when stuffed with duck.

 

[Malergion]

It's grand. The tentative name is "hicken"

 

[Captain Beard]

I wonder if we can talk the Chinese into making Finely minced Hippoduck in garlic sauce.

 

[Chromatose]

Oh right, I've eaten a lot of duck. But any form of conscious thought was preempted by my "I'd eat a ___" autoresponse.

 

[Malergion]

I suspect hippogriff meat would taste similar if not identical to hippo/chicken.


edit: would you eat that for a dollar?

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd eat it for free if it was tasty.

 

[Malergion]

I was talking to Cthully-face, Lumberman.

 

[Captain Beard]

I predict he would.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

what a goddamn let down

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh fuck you. Go to the CoB forum for action.

 

[Burti]

This is on a complete side-note but has anyone posted a picture of a giant dick just unloading on a crowd of people with said dick labelled "Opeth" and the crowd labelled "Opeth forum-goers".

Because, every thread, in that god damn forum, contains the word Opeth.

 

[Malergion]

I think most of their fans are underage retards.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think GWAR actually does that, without the Opeth part though.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Oh fuck you. Go to the CoB forum for action.

Oh fuck YOU. There was no coughing. Coughing implies the hippo tried to EAT THE DUCK. That's quality and that's what the title implicitly promises. It's not my fault you unimaginative gits are easily appeased!

FURY FURY FURY

 

[Captain Beard]

FART FART FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.