cool picture of a hippo coughing up a duck

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

GROSS GROSS GROSS

 

[Captain Beard]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

 

[Malergion]

*CLAM CLAM CLAM*

Better.

 

[Captain Beard]

Bearded clam?

 

[Malergion]

You don't like beards, so no.

 

[Captain Beard]

Moustached clams are quite fine though.

 

[Malergion]

I would describe that as more of a goatee.

 

[Captain Beard]

Above it?

 

[Malergion]

If you flip the smile upside down, the goatee is on the bottom.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, ok then. I just prefer their lips be uncovered for maximum kissable softness.

 

[Chromatose]

Spoof threads mustn't adhere to any RULES.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who said we had rules?

 

[Malergion]

 

[Chromatose]

Who said we had rules?

The fury of RP disagrees with the point of the thread. However, when being purely a spoof thread, leniency is due give the strict confines of options available.

 

[Captain Beard]

If they made it in fudge it'd be more awesome Glenn.

 

[Malergion]

I was actually looking for a candy version (chocolate, etc)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

The fury of RP disagrees with the point of the thread. However, when being purely a spoof thread, leniency is due give the strict confines of options available.

hahah! I thought UC's thread was the spoof ala Wolftribe, but it's YOURS. okay, then! my mistake for even opening the thread! (maintains boycott position on spoof threads)

 

[Chromatose]

carry on, my wayward son!

 

[Malergion]

Spoof threads are OK when I post in them.

 

[Burti]

Everytime I click on this really fast I always read "cool picture of a hippo coughing up a dick".