Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking; just a moment

"Hello Peter... What's happening. Uhh... We have sort of a problem here... Yea... You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports..."

"Hmmm... Yea... Ya see we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you seeee... the memo about this?"

"Yea... If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great.... And uh... I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo... Okay? Byebye now."
 
My buddy Jordan and I can receite that whole movie from beginning to end, and not miss a line.

We're extremely pathetic. This isn't the only movie we have memorized between the two of us.
 
"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to god one of these days I'm going to kick this piece of shit out the window."

"You and me both man."