Create your Own Evil Plan(tm)!

[Fenrir13]

Ok, here's mine...

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Here is the site, what do you guys have in ya? For the record, the old version had Stormtroopers as a kind of henchmen. So instead of robot warriors pretend I have stormtroopers.

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

 

[Trashdevil]

here's mine

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

That was fun...
I'll have to do it again with some meaning this time

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

 

[Abrasive-X]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.​

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind​

Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two



Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.


haha fucking awesome
​

 

[Ralf]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Baaaaaahahahahah!

 

[-Gavin-]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

 

[Yetti]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a senator. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

 

[Spike]

akapuchfafamala....ai!

 

[brokenWings]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rock star. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

 

[Klein]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a town mascot. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison New York. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a senator. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

.

 

[Justinschut]

My Evil Plan!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[Missery]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

[snowy]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear


somethings should be diffrent(not the white house) bút i like it ^^

 

[Sister Of Sorrow]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

 

[snowy]

''umgebaut und arschgebumst'' *lol* wtf?!^^

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[Malevolence]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

 

[Heavenscent]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a gazzilion briljant evil scientist. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the United Nations. This will all be done from an amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with flesheating, childmolesting and Tonight Show-watchting fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

After which I plant a bomb in the core of the earth and annihilate it in it's entirity, of course.
Destruction is inevitable. You will al die with me. Straight-edge people suck.
Goodnight.
And I bless me (God's a gigantic sissyfag).

 

[bodomite]

Get a bunch of nukes set all over the world and kill humanity
NORSK ARISK BLACK METAL WOAARRGGHH