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[lizard]

hey, manly men who are desirous of being rogered roundly have to have a place to call their own, ya know it!

 

[xfer]

ok, why does lizard's last post on this thread keep showing up as unread no matter how many times i open the thread?

 

[goatschool]

because s/he's a lizard. stealth.

 

[xfer]

my pet lizards kept dying of anal plugs.

 

[lizard]

I've grown tired of my anal plugs and graduated up to anal ben-wa balls.

 

[minxnim]

my god. how many times does this thread say 'anal' in it?

last year me and my friend were on the beach in coney island laying on a towel and some dude started jerking off like 3 feet from us. funny part was, my friend was 7'3" and had full sleeves and a face tattoo. i was like, this dude has a weird fetish!

 

[lizard]

were you at the beach with Peter Steele?

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

I once jacked off in the ocean looking at sexy chicks...I was like 15 though.

HOTT

 

[xfer]

you picked the perfect thread to reveal that to us!

 

[minxnim]

no not him and not mike tyson sorry. mike tyson is short!

 

[xfer]

but long on charm!

 

[minxnim]

why the hell did he get that face tattoo anyway? what a nerdario.

 

[xfer]

well, i mean, why NOT get a face tattoo? because you look like a psycho and it could hurt your chances of getting hired later in life? does tyson have that problem?

and he picked a vaguely coolish-looking one, i guess.

 

[minxnim]

i think it's not cool looking at all, but i guess the rest of your argument is quite valid yes.