Ayn "I Hate Poor People" Rand, ¬, is a popular writer, and disputed vampire, responsible for creating the theory of "Objectivism" also known as "Anyone Who Earns Less Than $200,000 A Year Can Eat Shit And Die" which doubles as the title of her third novel. She is often Compared to Nietzsche, but she often denied any inspiration from him. She was right, because Nietzsche avoided double standards and wasn't in it to make a quick buck off of paranoid men in their 50's. He also looked good in a thong.