This is why I love the police...

[EricT]

http://www.policelink.com/news/19361-officer-charged-with-having-sex-with-cows

MOORESTOWN, NJ – A South Jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

Patrolman Robert Melia, 38, was suspended last week by the Moorestown Police department after authorities raided his Moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

The animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.

An investigation is continuing. Police said they were investigating four incidents involving cows.

Melia and Pemberton filmmaker Heather Lewis, 32, were charged April 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at Melia’s house. The assaults occured on multiple occasions during the last five years, said a spokesman for the Burlington County Prosecutor’s office said.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail at the Burlington County Jail in Mount Holly. Lewis, who is charged with aggravated sexual assault and criminal sexual contact, is being held on $300,000 bail at the Women’s Detention Center in Pemberton.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

he only did it to teach children about the magic of reading!

 

[Lordlucid]

he only did it to teach children about the magic of reading!

 

[Shpongled]

That dude has a very curious cock. Children, animals, whatever.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

he just needs dead people...

 

[El Stormo]

He probably reasons: "a hole is a hole and a cock has no eyes."

 

[derek]

Well it does have an eye...

 

[El Stormo]

True, that. Then it just doesn't discriminate.

 

[Liverslapper]

I love America

 

[Will Bozarth]

holy shit, moorestown?!

 

[Lunar Still]

I love America

Hey, true love knows no nationalities.


Or species, apparently.

 

[neal]

friggen joisey cops, wudafuck?

 

[Will Bozarth]

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=...246,-75.016022&spn=0.218114,0.466919&t=h&z=11

i'm pretty close to there lol

 

[Liverslapper]

Thats is one kinky cop.

 

[neal]

damn, shit's hella close over there. i have to drive like 8 hours to get to an out-of-state major city haha.

 

[EricT]

damn, shit's hella close over there. i have to drive like 8 hours to get to an out-of-state major city haha.

Pfft, Reno's like 3 hours from you... Thats got all the hookers and blow you'll ever need.

 

[neal]

i thought of reno, but i wasnt sure if anyone would claim it as a 'major' city haha

 

[EricT]

I think its the closest major city to me besides SLC... Denvers about 9 hours, Boise is about 7-8 hours, Vegas 11 hours, and Reno about 6-7 hours.

Fuck yeah at living in the middle of nowhere!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

A South Jersey police officer

obvious.