Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[Badbird]

http://thephoenix.com/Boston/news/111866-gen-x-goes-to-washington/

 

[Badbird]

Alan Grayson is fucking awesome.

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[Dak]

That's why his electorate re-elected him amirite???

 

[Prismatic Sphere]

This girl just summed up politics better than you and I ever could.

 

[mutantllama]

Anyone got any conspiracies why the goverment puts chewed up chips between my teeth?

 

[Badbird]

Prismatic Sphere thinks it's evil people such as Karl Marx mutantllama

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Dak]

Someone is high and/or bored.

 

[Pessimism]

Dak, ever hear of The Olduvai theory? Just curious on people's thoughts. I've heard of it, but never read into it. I have noticed that there are quite a few Ph.D's writing about it, but I don't know if they're credible or not (10 minutes of google = insufficient knowledge).

I heard a few people talking about this (the end of the CIVILIZED AGE! as it was put) in the library today on campus and thought it was interesting (I have absolutely no information on this topic other than what I've stated, so I realize that this thing may totally be bunk or just fucking crazy or not or whatever)

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

1 second of Google yielded this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olduvai_theory

Told me all I care to know.

 

[Pessimism]

I didn't even think of wikipedia

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

2030 and we're all fucked!

 

[Prismatic Sphere]

EXCELLENT! Just EXCELLENT!

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

^ PURE FUCKING HYPOCRISY!!!

You can touch me, but I can't get an erection and ejaculate! How fair.

haha, There is one thing I do agree with PS. When it comes down to individual/property rights this country is fucking ass backwards man.

 

[Prismatic Sphere]

When it comes down to individual/property rights

Massive props on slashing those two concepts together and understanding the inextricable linkage between the two.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about you James.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

LOL the guy's name was Cummings.

 

[Einherjar86]

See, now I think that's hilarious. If other people in this damn country didn't get so uptight about shit like this, we'd all be laughing right along with that security guard as he wipes it off on the gay dude's shirt and says, "Just get the fuck on your plane, man."

Oh, and we'd all be stoned and no one could arrest us for it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[mutantllama]

LOL the guy's name was Cummings.

I think that's the best part of the whole story.

 

[Prismatic Sphere]

I swear, Bernie Madoff and his actions, although criminal(don't you DARE and be a dipfuck moron and call them greedy) only produced the third largest grand scale ponzi scheme in US history. Social Security is the second biggest and number one is that elaborate Obama/Pelosi/Reid Tri-FUCK-tya.