Damn Pot

[Jace_Mereel]

I was cooking rice and took the pot of the stove and let sit with it covered. Well due to poor design of the pot and lid, the bloody thing suctioned itself together. Now I can't get to my rice.

Help?

PS. I'm not this bad of a cook. My roomy said this happens all the time at her work. You just need to break the seal. Again, because these pots suck you can't break it open. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

 

[Chromatose]

pry it open with a knife

 

[Chromatose]

wait no TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE IT

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm too used to the kids on this board being smokers. My first thought was "Wait, she smokes that?"

 

[Jace_Mereel]

My friendly Squid: Did that. Even banged on it upside-down with a hammer. Shouldn't there be some science do this? Where's Bill Nye the Science Guy when you need him?

Cap'n: Nah, you don't have to worry 'bout me.

 

[Chromatose]

Using science, you would in theory want to expand the pan by heating it up, but keeping the lid cool so that it doesn't expand.

Maybe put it back on the stove and then pour ice water on top and use a crowbar in the name of SCIENCE

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Good news: I got my rice and am happily eating it.

Bad news: The lid came right off once it cooled down so I didn't get to try to hot/cold idea. But there's always next time.

 

[Captain Beard]

The house chef said let it cool, and I am glad that you did so.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Liverslapper]

Where is the chop-sticks!


Where is the bottle of teriyaki!!

 

[reese_apoc]

Oooo, sexy. The rice I mean.

 

[Liverslapper]

Oooo, sexy. I want to touch my man boobs.

damn!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Where is the chop-sticks!


Where is the bottle of teriyaki!!

Does she look like someone who says Ching Chong, Nip Nong Nong on a regular basis? Leave the chopsticks in the Sushi house.

 

[Liverslapper]

Does she look like someone who says Ching Chong, Nip Nong Nong on a regular basis? Leave the chopsticks in the Sushi house.

Not just oreintal people use chopsticks

 

[Captain Beard]

White people invented forks so we could use those fingers for foreplay and writing things down. Stop regressing.

 

[Liverslapper]

White people invented forks so we could use those fingers for foreplay and writing things down. Stop regressing.

*busts out in song*


DAAAVVIDDDD




YOU ARE MY EVERYTHINNGGGGGG

DAVIIEEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHHH BABY

 

[neal]

Cap'n: Nah, you don't have to worry 'bout me.

hey man, god put weed here for me to smoke. look at jesus' eyes, you think he doesnt party?

 

[Liverslapper]

hey man, god put weed here for me to smoke. look at jesus' eyes, you think he doesnt party?

Jesus was a hippy alright. Mary got knocked up by Joseph ( she was a whore cause she didn't have a full time job), this is when Jesus found out about LCD and Shrooms. He then began to think he was the son of "god"...which led to his fate by being nailed to a 2x4...duh!

 

[neal]

now you're just being silly.

 

[El Stormo]

Not just oreintal people use chopsticks

Nope, the otaku do it too.